Wednesday 30 January 2013

countdown starts only 5 days are left in sem xams ......after dinner at deepu's dhaba friends are talking.....
"bhai bas 5 din bache hain yar kaise hoga meri to fati padi hai....salo is bar to back pakki hai....."
one of them "chutiye har bar ka tera yahi hai  sala rota rahega aur sabse jyada numbers le k yahi aayega....is bar jo teri back na aai beta to dekh mai kya karta hu tere sath...."
3rd one....."abe 5 din hain abhi sab ho jayega sab ho jayega....sessional xams diye to the 3 unit usme ki taiyar hai   baki bachi 2 to kar lenge be ....."
this is the end of discuusion the final statement comes out that everything will be managed just chill.....
afer that they all concentrated on  the last bus which is from bijnore to alambagh.. they chanllenged each other   "abe kiske me dam hai chalne ka???? 1st one abe mai to hamesa taiyar hi rahta hu but paise nahi hai mere pas..... 2nd - abe ATM le k aaya hu mai but bus fare???? 3rd - abe 5 logo ka ho jayega.....4th- abe yar maine kuch v nahi padha bhai log.....5th- chal be ab ro mat pure sem nahi padha to ek rat me kalidas nahi ho jayega ...."
at the end the bus stooped and are on the way to alambagh........
at alambagh :
ab kya kare ....salo le k to aa gaye ho faltu ka yar time barbad karte rahte hain ham sab.....
ab aa gaye hain to chalo charbagh dekhte hain kya mahaul hai......waise bhi abhi kuch sahi sa rahta to hai nahi...fir bhi chalo aa gaye hain to karna kya hai ek chai piyenge..........abe mujhe bhukh bhi lagi hai ek band bhi khila dena.......chup be bhikhari sala chalne ki baat hoti hai to paise nahi hain aur bhukh bhi sabse pahle isi ko lagti hai.....abe chal koi nahi kha lenge...pahle chale to yaha se......
bhaiya chai ban jayegi kya?? achhi wali tagdi.......
chaiwala- haan bhai baithiye.......
abe yar ye internal marks ka lafda bada bhayankar hai yar.....sale ka internal dene me jata kya hai aakhir...% to usi se ban ni hai......warna 80% kisi k external thode na aate hain....
haan be kal chal k mile kya ........
kuch nahi hoga be fir se attendence dekhne lagega aur bhasan dega so alag.......
ab jo hoga dekha jayega.....
abe uska suna aajkal kisi aur k sath ghumne lagi hai......"sach me??????"
abe uska to pahle se koi chakkar hai na.....
are fir bhi sala yaha kaun kis k sath kab dikh jaye koi thikana thode hai....
abe jane de hame kya karna...jo jismekhus rahe ham to apni masti me mast hai.....
bahiya chai seese ki glass me dena.....are bhai log us glass me hi to feel aata hai chai ka...sale deepu ko kitni bar bola ki ssese wali glass le aaya but dhabe pe itni ladai hoti hai ki wo bechara bhi kya kare......
chai comes and now with the sip of tea.......
chai to sahi bani hai bhai....ho jayega ki ek ek aur????
salo paise nahi hain mere pas......
achha mei de dunga iska.....bhai ek ek chai aur bana do.......
abe chal k padhana bhi hai.......kuch padha nahi hai aab tak.....
abe sale tu reminder hai kya bar bar yad dilata hai ki padhna hai....hostel ja k aur karenge kya padhenge hi to......
abe yar 3 baj gaye chalna nahi hai kya.......chalenge be...lambu jee ki auto mil jayegi.....dnt wry......
abe auto to tab milegi na jab yaha se chaloge.......
achha ye chai khatm kar k chalte hain.....
abb thodi thodi neend bhi aa rahi hai yar....
achha ab chalte hain..
chai k paise kaun dega????mai bas 5 chai k dunga......
abe de de yar abhi auto k bhi 100 dene honge....
yar hamesa chai k mai hi deta hiu..ye sahi nahi nahi......sale sare bhikhariyo se dosti ho gai hai.....
The time is now 3.30am
at auto stand in charbagh the meet lambu jee ...they dont know his name. he is a auto driver and he meet always when these all friends coming in late night...he is a vey tall man so that they denoted him as lambu jee...
so lambu jee is ready to go at college hostel......he plays very gud songs and the friends match their voice with agam nigam other singers.....
at 5 am they reached to the hostel and used to sleep........now 4 days are left  in sem xams.......

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  2. mast h...typical end sem time!
    best part is lambu ji

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  3. abe saala bhut miss krta hun last night exam waali n daa me fat reli h bhai ......cond#@ chai chai n aal that bc.....

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